“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.”
Ashleigh Brilliant, English author and syndicated cartoonist (1933- )
I’ve got a smoking good deal at my gym, only $99 a year. I worked out today for the first time in a while. Did the math after, and my cost per visit in 2014 is down to $99.
Last week, three American Airlines flights all made emergency landings the same day. When asked for comment, a spokesman said, “You know, most days we don’t have any emergencies, but you never see that in the news.”
Also in the news, more cases of Ebola were reported in Liberia, Sierra Leone and Guinea. And American Airlines announced lower fares on all flights to Africa.