Welcome to a new feature, Bottom Five Comedy's Guest Five! Today's Five comes from Dave Thurston, founder and director of the Outliars Comedy Clubs.
The Bottom Five Reasons to be an Arizona Cardinals Fan:
5. If I don’t support the University of Phoenix marketing efforts who will.
4. Game time = the only time my wife will let me drink.
3. Ran into Larry Fitzgerald 12 years ago at the grocery store and you still buy season tickets to support "Your good friend Larry Fitzgerald."
2. The Cardinal is an inspiringly fierce predator
1. This will be our year.