The Bottom Five Things about Labor Day:
5. People drink a lot of beer. And stay in the pool a long time.
4. Should be called Lazy Monday.
3. Still don’t know what’s in a hot dog, but do regret eating it.
2. Commemorates our victory over Canada.
1. Makes Tuesday feel like a Monday.
5. People drink a lot of beer. And stay in the pool a long time.
4. Should be called Lazy Monday.
3. Still don’t know what’s in a hot dog, but do regret eating it.
2. Commemorates our victory over Canada.
1. Makes Tuesday feel like a Monday.
