Really? Another Guest Five? This guy is getting lazy. Pretty, pretty lazy.

Today's Five is from my old roomate, Wino.  Aka JET, aka Jim Thoren.  Thanks Jim, see you at the reunion.
The Bottom 5 Tips for better customer (phone) relations – on a bad day.
5. Answer using your “This is a recording” voice.
4. Answer using a co-workers name.
3. Just reply “We’re sold out of that”
2. Reply “Wow... we’re sold out of that too”.
1. Just don’t answer the phone...