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The Bottom Five ways to come Wide Awake

2/20/2015

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5. Under water, and you don’t have a pool.
4. Step into the shower and find a giant cockroach staring at you.
3. A police flashlight burns through your eyelids.
2. A wet tongue, but you slept alone.
1. Forgot that you didn’t sleep alone, but wish you had.


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